icasupporter
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Post by icasupporter on Mar 9, 2014 17:58:31 GMT -5
Is there any information available from the ICA that discusses the next steps to dominate and rule the world? I am a huge ICA supporter and I just wanted to thank you for bringing us and other supporters together to discuss all the issues humans have done to Chickens. Just today, we drove past 3x chicken fast food restaurants in just 1 mile. I think this is where we need to concentrate our efforts!!!
- What options do we have to stop this?
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Post by Duke Chicken Nukem on Mar 9, 2014 20:15:13 GMT -5
Well chickens still are planning. We have yet to really decide what to do next. President Afro Chicken has said his opinions on some of my ideas, so you can see what he is thinking of. One idea is ruling the Moon first, but we might need to act sooner. It may be best to go to places like Burger King, McDonalds, Wendy's, Roy Rogers, Red Robins, and The Chicken Eating Party House.
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Post by ***Afro Chicken*** on Mar 9, 2014 20:17:10 GMT -5
The issue of chickens being used for fast food has been among us for years. As you said, unless we put a stop to it, this barbaric tradition will continue for many more years. One idea that has come to mind is to convince chickens who are doomed to become fast food to join the ICA. That way, we can use them as spies to gather information we can use to fight against humans. And remember, just because they give you some corn, doesn't mean they don't eat your friends.
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Post by Duke Chicken Nukem on Mar 9, 2014 20:18:13 GMT -5
Yeah. The issue is just terrible and cruel.
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icasupporter
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Post by icasupporter on Mar 10, 2014 14:31:59 GMT -5
I would like to start a group called the CIA. Not the CIA we currently know as the "Central Intelegance Agency". The new CIA will be know as "Chickens In America". This group will head a top secret department called the CSA (Chicken Spy Agency). The goal of the CSA will be to infiltrate all the fast food restaurants and to deliver secret messages to fellow Chickens that our not aware of our efforts. Please let me know if you are confident in my ability to head such an important agency.
I look forward to your response!
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Post by ***Afro Chicken*** on Mar 10, 2014 15:51:44 GMT -5
We currently have a number of chicken spies operating in the United States. They are known as the United States Chicken Spies, or USCS. Ideas you have mentioned, such as infiltration of fast food restaurants and recruiting other chickens, are ideas we have not considered. I will make sure to inform the USCS of your ideas. Hopefully they will be successful. Thank you, Second Lieutenant icasupporter.
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Post by Polka Dot Chicken on Mar 24, 2014 18:36:30 GMT -5
Afro Chicken, I think this quote of yours needs to be printed onto inspirational posters and hung up in chicken hot spots across the country: "just because they give you some corn, doesn't mean they don't eat your friends"
You could save a life.
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Post by ***Afro Chicken*** on Mar 24, 2014 19:16:35 GMT -5
Good idea, Lieutenant.
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Post by Polka Dot Chicken on Mar 25, 2014 11:41:49 GMT -5
Thank you, Mr. President.
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FunKy ChicKen
Second Lieutenant
Do The Funky Chicken
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Post by FunKy ChicKen on Mar 25, 2014 16:48:35 GMT -5
As Second Lieutenant, I had written a bunch of notes of our Worlds Chicken Domination....
Unfortunately, I can't read my own Chicken Scratch...... :-(
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Post by ***Afro Chicken*** on Mar 25, 2014 17:53:20 GMT -5
Dear FunKy ChicKen,
The pun! It BURRNNNNSSSSS!
-AC
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Post by Duke Chicken Nukem on Sept 3, 2014 13:17:17 GMT -5
Guys we shouldnt go to the fast food restaurants because THOSE CHICKENS ARE ALREADY DEAD and we can't do anything to save them. Instead we should go to where they kill the chickens.
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Post by Duke Chicken Nukem on Sept 3, 2014 13:19:53 GMT -5
^^^ Above message was e but I forgot to login :/
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Post by ***Afro Chicken*** on Sept 10, 2014 16:25:08 GMT -5
Going to the fast food restaurants has two purposes. First, it sends a message to the humans that says, "We're sick of being your food." Second, if we can convince the fast food restaurants to stop buying the chicken, the chicken killing companies will go out of business and we'll be saved. If we just went straight to the chicken death factories, we'd just be killed like the rest.
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