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Post by ***Afro Chicken*** on Mar 12, 2014 14:22:01 GMT -5
DRAFT I It has come to my attention that a helpful attack strategy is to attack where we know we can succeed. After that, we should be able to continue until we destroy every human on the face of the Earth, which we should rename Cluckland when we take it over. The following is a list of places we can succeed in order from most likely to least likely: - Backyard chicken coops - Farms - Places where chickens are turned into fast food - McDonald's, Burger King, & Wendy's Of course then we must defeat humans by attacking their important places. Eventually humans will crumble and either give the world to us. Any suggestions for amendments to the plan may be included in a response.
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Post by Duke Chicken Nukem on Mar 16, 2014 16:22:32 GMT -5
We will eventually have to destroy McDonalds, Burker King, & Wendy's. When we take over those places, they should be named:
McDonalds = McTurkey Burker King = Turker Cookin' King Wendy's = Clucky's
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Post by ***Afro Chicken*** on Mar 17, 2014 20:21:17 GMT -5
Or, we could just completely destroy fast food altogether. I personally find fast food disgusting.
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Post by ***Afro Chicken*** on Mar 24, 2014 16:18:20 GMT -5
DRAFT II I've taken suggestions and thoughts into consideration, and I have made some revisions to the plan. STEP 1: Contact all chickens and entice them to unite against the humans. All ICA members are able to do this at any time, so if you believe in the future of chickens, please invite others to join us. STEP 2: Invade backyard chicken coops. In order to do this, we must be willing to risk the lives of our best Chicken Spies. Any Chicken Spy that volunteers will be sent to sneak into backyard chicken coops and convert the chickens to our ways. After this, the chickens will destroy their owners, and then they'll move on to any other humans they see until they can fight no more. Remember strength in numbers. STEP 3: Now that everyone has been distracted by the termination of many humans by our backyard chicken forces, chickens on farms will endure the same process of conversion to our ways and get rid of the farmers. STEP 4: Next, we must unite all chickens that have been converted as well as current Chicken Spies. They must locate areas in which chickens are killed and turned into fast food. Then, they must devise a plan of their own based on the information they have gathered. STEP 5: After this, we must make a statement by attacking fast food restaurants themselves. This will get the attention of humans. If they don't surrender, we must attack important and highly populated areas. Any suggestions for amendments? Write it in a post.
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Post by Polka Dot Chicken on Mar 24, 2014 18:29:05 GMT -5
I don't think we should kill the humans. We should make them live in cages and lay eggs for OUR breakfast :-)
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Post by ***Afro Chicken*** on Mar 24, 2014 19:14:18 GMT -5
Polka Dot Chicken,
Many humans are stubborn and unwilling to do what we ask. However, those who are will be spared and become a slave for us chickens. The idea of a backyard human coop has been considered many times. I will make sure to create an amendment to the plan including this.
-AC
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Post by Duke Chicken Nukem on Mar 24, 2014 20:11:30 GMT -5
DRAFT II I've taken suggestions and thoughts into consideration, and I have made some revisions to the plan. STEP 1: Contact all chickens and entice them to unite against the humans. All ICA members are able to do this at any time, so if you believe in the future of chickens, please invite others to join us. STEP 2: Invade backyard chicken coops. In order to do this, we must be willing to risk the lives of our best Chicken Spies. Any Chicken Spy that volunteers will be sent to sneak into backyard chicken coops and convert the chickens to our ways. After this, the chickens will destroy their owners, and then they'll move on to any other humans they see until they can fight no more. Remember strength in numbers. STEP 3: Now that everyone has been distracted by the termination of many humans by our backyard chicken forces, chickens on farms will endure the same process of conversion to our ways and get rid of the farmers. STEP 4: Next, we must unite all chickens that have been converted as well as current Chicken Spies. They must locate areas in which chickens are killed and turned into fast food. Then, they must devise a plan of their own based on the information they have gathered. STEP 5: After this, we must make a statement by attacking fast food restaurants themselves. This will get the attention of humans. If they don't surrender, we must attack important and highly populated areas. Any suggestions for amendments? Write it in a post. I personally don't really like the idea, but you're the president of the ICA, so whatever plan you want will be all right with me.
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Post by ***Afro Chicken*** on Mar 25, 2014 16:03:02 GMT -5
Dear Lieutenant,
If you have any specific ways you believe I should change the plan, I would be glad to. Saying that you don't like it is not helpful, whereas giving suggestions is.
-AC
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Post by ***Afro Chicken*** on Sept 12, 2014 21:54:15 GMT -5
Draft III This new attack strategy is similar to the previous, but is somewhat different. 1. Convince humans to join the chicken alliance and become human hosts for chickens as we have already done to ourselves. 2. Send chicken spies to infiltrate backyard chicken coops, tell the chickens there about our cause, and rebel against the owner of the coop. 3. Repeat Step #2, but with more chicken spies, and on farms. 4. Go to fast food restaurants, and convince them to boycott chicken meat. 5. Convince the people with the most power in each country in the world to become a chicken host. 6. Force all other humans to become chicken hosts or become a part of our backyard human coops. Any ideas, additions, or amendments you would like to make? Post a reason what you want to change/add/remove and why.
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