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Post by Duke Chicken Nukem on Mar 8, 2014 20:22:17 GMT -5
DOMINATING TERRITORIES
If the chickens must dominate the world, they should start by dominating smaller areas. Start with townships, then send them to defeat entire empires against the world! After the chickens dominate Earth, they will go after other planets! Chickens will succeed! Humans may have better weapons, but chickens outnumber humans.
Chicken Weapons
As I mentioned earlier, humans have better weapons then chickens. Chickens have the ability to adapt, so if we can give them weapons, we might win this domination plan!
Moons first
There are not many people on the Moon of Earth. If we give chickens space suits, we could make them claim the area of the Moon.
Chicken Raising
We should raise chickens and get even more of them to defeat humans!
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Post by ***Afro Chicken*** on Mar 8, 2014 20:31:24 GMT -5
I find your idea of claiming the moon interesting. However, creating space suits for chickens could take months. I will consider your suggestions. The thought of chickens being the ones to take the American flag out of the moon and replace it with the ICA flag inspires me.
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Post by Duke Chicken Nukem on Mar 8, 2014 20:43:25 GMT -5
thank you, sir.
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Post by Polka Dot Chicken on Mar 9, 2014 12:57:32 GMT -5
While the moon idea is intriguing, it's not practical. In addition to space suits, we would need to somehow procure food. Unless you want to create the first cannibalistic chicken colony in space, I suggest you keep your sites set on Earth.
I say we concentrate our efforts on staking a claim in as many back yards as we possibly can. Suburban chicken farming is growing in popularity, which can only serve to make our numbers stronger! More back yard chicken coops, FTW! I tell you, my chicken friends, this is the gateway to world dominance!
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Post by ***Afro Chicken*** on Mar 9, 2014 13:02:08 GMT -5
I like the way you think, Second Lieutenant Polka Dot Chicken.
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